[ It was him, he was the British asshole. Though case in point, he had wanted to kiss the other man for the longest time, and so he was glad that he could contribute to a bit of eye-opening on that front. Instead he said almost charmingly. ] Well sweetheart, your world has just opened up quite a bit larger in a way that mine is not.

[ Because Henry had never wanted to kiss girls, had never been tempted. ] You will forgive me though if I only want to kiss men.. only want to kiss you, yes?

[ He thought that Alex could probably handle that? ]

It appears that my unholy desire for american snack cakes were not mentioned?