I do not mean to cast aspirations on your abilities, just I suppose that it was not something that I would expect? Sure it is to be expected of me, though arguably I do watch the Bake-Off like it is my religion however to be honest, I was never encouraged to help out in the kitchen, there has never been a point in my life where I was 'normal'.. not like you.

[ He took a sip of his coffee, no sugar-- but a dash of cream ]

Which is why I want to pretend I am normal here in this place we have landed ourselves in, so perhaps you could teach me some things in the kitchen.. might as well commit fully to the bit, yes?

[ And he would not mind knowing how to make this french toast. ]

After all, it is not fair that I should always have you cook.